As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
Everybody Does “Dallas”
I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.
“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Evolution of a Porn Boxcover: “Tosh Porn Oh”
The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”
“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”
Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42″
“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”
This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…


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