“Porn: A Series” of Semi-clothed Events
Hieronyvision releases a softcore “All About Eve” for a new streaming platform.
Michael Vegas
Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery
“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”
“My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: An Alternative View
Two guys review “My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: My Jaw Dropped When I Saw #4 (Hint: There Is No Number Four)
Bonnie Rotten: Sometimes girls just want to be destroyed
Director Eddie Powell stages the blessed event in a room filled with as many swinging lightbulbs as dicks, and this artificial setting works well with Rotten, who has made her body something both of this world (in that you want to become part of it) and beyond it.
Photoplay: What they’re thinking over in couples’ porn
“I don’t watch much couples’ porn, and have not seen a Penthouse movie in a while,” I said to myself, “so why not broaden my goddamn horizons?”
Set to Screen: “The Truth About O” (or: “50 Shades of O”)
As both America’s Beloved Porn Journalist and a Costco Executive Member, I am uniquely qualified to write about both the phenomenon of “50 Shades of Grey” versus the heightened reality of “The Truth About O.”.
“Hairy Twatter” Is An Almost-Unforgivable Curse
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?
Everybody Does “Dallas”
I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.
“How to Make A Cheap Porno” is funny because it’s true
“I’ve been so selfish with my gift!” says Anthony Rosano, agreeing to fuck Lexi Belle for free.
Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Evolution of a Porn Boxcover: “Tosh Porn Oh”
The boxcover for “Tosh Porn Oh” now conforms to the high standards porn audiences demand.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”
“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”
Sex on Vacation: “Shane’s World 42”
“Your sperm tried to make my eye pregnant,” says Vanessa Cage. “I don’t want no eye babies.”
Grieving Widow Porn: “A Little Part of Me”
“A Little Part of Me” is porn for people who like scented candles.
This “Psycho” parody is better than Gus Van Sant’s
…and I’m glad it wasn’t called the MasturBates Motel…