Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Month: September 2010
Way-out sounds from deep in your urethra
To many men, the idea of sticking stainless steel rods in their urethras sounds like torture. But to be honest, each of us derives a certain amount of pleasure from pain. Why else am I so attracted to women who are crazy?
MontagFoto 9.27.10
It was cold but, to my credit, I never thought, “Gee, I fucking wish it was a hundred and fucking 13 degrees out.”
Pornollaneous 9.23.10
I will be liveblogging Sabrina Deep’s Gangbang this weekend. One thing to remember on such sets is that you really need to breathe through your mouth.
Surviving John Holmes, Dawn Schiller reveals a “Road through Wonderland” less traveled
Dawn Schiller’s fascinating new memoir “The Road Through Wonderland: Surviving John Holmes
Berlin’s Sexual Personae Updated
“There’s the sound and the smell of love in my mind.”
MontagFoto 9.20.10
Today is Madison Young’s 30th birthday. This is hard to believe, as her pornographic zeal seems like that of someone much older or much younger, […]
“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
“Sanatorium”: In the desert, you can remember you’re Tabitha Stevens
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
Japanese debut money shot technology, redefine porn “past the teeth”
The money shot might exemplify male hatred, female submission, a wholesome bath, the establishment of territory, or proof that the guy didn’t spill his seed before work, depending on whose scholarly extract you read.
Pornollaneous 9.16.10
“That is the stupidest thing I think I’ve ever read.”
Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
Sabrina Deep’s intelligent design
It was great to look almost eye-to-eye with Deep, who in heels was about 6’2″. And it was kind of a spiritual thing, too, because I’ve always wondered what things looked like before the Big Bang.
Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Court: Downloading SheMales might get you more than you bargained for
300 scurvy shemale-downloading porn pirates know all there is to know about the crying game now that they found their objects of affection packing both […]
MontagFoto 9.13.10
There are seasons in which some genres, some directors, some performers, some locations are inexplicably in favor and then, once we have learned to live with inexplicability, not.
“Slave 05”: Servant of Two Masters
A true submissive wouldn’t be issuing the commands (especially while riding cowgirl).
Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
Pornollaneous 9.9.10
Saying Nothing, Boxcovers of Note, AVN India, Porn Goes Up A Few Tax Brackets, Observation: LanceTM
“GayKeith”: Have You Been There?
What someone else might relate through the lens of despair, or at least as a cautionary tale, in “GayKeith” comes off as another intriguing party performance that is as sweet as it is uncomfortable. Blame Canada.