“…the date is fast approaching when males who have only seen shaved pubic areas in porn videos will want to start families, and won’t have a clue where to begin.”

“Come makes my teeth whiter, I heard,” says Ashlynn Leigh. “But maybe it was someone’s idea of getting me to swallow.”

Lily Labeau has a Greatest Generation Pinup quality that was perfectly captured by photographer Rick Garcia

Topless Movie Reviews is like National Geographic but with less breastfeeding.

…the simple existence of these 43 DVDs is testament to the fact that people still pay for porn, somewhere

What does this study say about the millennia-long march of progress to gender equality or neutrality? What does it say about Canadians?

“It’s not like they’ll be filming “‘Another King’s Speech’ there like it’s ‘Next Friday.’”

When he suggested she terminate her pregnancy, she heard “Terminator Pregnancy” and was like: Awesome.

“You don’t need her to like you—This is porn; we’re in the business of helping people jerk off—You just have to find a way to deliver a load to her face.”

According to the book, “Women’s sexual interests are plastic and change frequently.” Houston, we have validation.

“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”

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The dusky and ripe Dani Daniels is a girls-only girl, and I think this is a shame, but it’s probably the only way she can keep her makeup on

I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”

“A Porn Valley Odyssey” is burning up Amazon’s Kindle Store and Geri Jewell just announced she’s gay. Coincidence?

“…I like the bald pussy look. Why? Because sometimes it’s more efficient to be direct.“

The most endearing thing I ever heard you say was, “Of course your name is Pai.”

“The Facts of Life” was the first porn movie I wrote and directed. Yet it wasn’t even the first porn parody of the 80′s sitcom that made Mindy Cohn a household name.

“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs

I remember thinking, “That’s a little on the nose, isn’t it? I mean, you don’t have to draw me a map.”

Gram talks with Bobbi Starr about porn set food, and why she is the ultimate eating surface