one can’t look at the twinkle in Sunny Lane’s eye on the set of Erica McLean’s food-truck porn “The Flying Pink Pig” and not be powerfully reminded of a visit from the Holy Spirit. Wait—one can?
I felt I needed to give Amy Fisher something to remember us by. Something that I could no longer use, but that she could. Something that was very special.
“Grams,” she didn’t say, “At some moment in our future together it will be 113 degrees in L.A. Let’s use some ice.”
At a time when porn productions are seeking every revenue stream and strategic partnership, McLean has captured the zeitgeist by attaching her movie to one of L.A.’s hottest trends
As you know, I am constantly looking for whores.
“I was pretty sure what I liked and hated before I got to porn, one of the many advantages of waiting until I was 25 before starting.”
“I did some crazy, crazy things,” Cytherea said. “You can’t believe everything you read, but if you read it about me, there’s a good chance it’s true.”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
It is personal service like this that will save the porn industry because I would have blown my lunch money if I didn’t get all my pornography for free.
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr performs whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.
It is about time someone combined the pornic undercurrents of “Poltergeist” with “y tu Mama tambien,” and Kimberly Kane has done it. Can the erotic subtexts of “You Can Count on Me” be far behind?
What makes Carla Cox, Charley Chase, and Lexi Love squirt? Could it be the alliteration or the gallons of water they drank just before the scene?
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”
Do we remember people better once we’ve come on their faces? Will the National Institutes of Health give me a grant to find out?
“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” said Close Personal Friend Tanner Mayes, now legal to do anything. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
I give the porn industry maybe three more weeks until it becomes completely mainstream. That is why I am pursuing basic cable deals, because that’s where the real money is.
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
Two couples, both alike in beauty, in liberal San Francisco where we lay our scene. “An Open Invitation: A Real Swingers’ Party in San Francisco” is that rare porn movie that follows a couple who get better at sex as they go along, all through the noble efforts of the deliciously predatory Lorelei Lee and her groovy friends.
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