Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
anthony rosano
Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
Jayden Jaymes: Pleased to unleash you
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
“Sex & The City” & Cougars: Oh My
…the “Sex & the City” parody is much more satisfying than the original show, which left me feeling guilty after each viewing because I always wanted to shoot certain characters in the face.
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
“To Catch a Predator XXX – MILFS Get Busted”: So Good I Didn’t Think It Was A Porn Parody
Rosano’s deadpan delivery of Quasar’s very funny script, referencing everything from Ewoks to the Egg Council, is a perfect example of how to be clever and do a porn movie at the same time
“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house
Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5”
“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Kane Sugar
It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the […]
The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly […]
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark […]