“Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” asks Sky Taylor. Sadly, her appointment as Surgeon General was stalled.
celebrities
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
classic
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
contest
Kane Sugar
It turns out the best porn parody wasn’t even funny, that Tori Black talks in a nice, low register when you’re fucking her in the ass, and that Phoenix Marie and Andi Anderson re-enacted a scene from “Bull Durham” in this week’s reviews. Be the first to tell me the song that was playing in [...]
geekery
The Only thing wrong with "The Sex Files"
…is the title. And that wasn’t even their fault. See the review here. In the meantime, enjoy these pictures. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly Kane – better homes and vaginas; Today in geekerySee also: New Sensations
geekery
The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody
If you Trust No One other than me, you really should see “The Sex Files.” You’ll believe – in your pants!!!!
geekery
Legal briefs: Satan’s whore hard to prosecute
For a few glorious weeks, New Sensations’ “X Files” fan fiction porno went by the name of the original show, with the subtitle “A Dark XXX Parody.” A grateful nation breathed a sigh of relief, delighted that the easy bait of “The Sex Files” wouldn’t s(c)ully anyone’s impression of Porn Valley as a creative vacuuum. [...]
reviews
TMSleaze
Director: Brian Bangs, Spock BucktonCast: Ron Jeremy, Joanna Angel, Tori Black, Anthony Rosano, Ben English, Francesca Le, Faye Reagan, Mr. Pete, Dane Cross, Kagney Linn Karter, Chris Johnson, Anne Marie Rios, Randy Spears, Andi Anderson, Mark Wood, Rocco Reed, Brynn Tyler, James Deen, Lisa Ann, Darryl Hanah If there has ever been a perfect confluence [...]
geekery
Today in geekery: "The X-Files – A Dark XXX Parody"
You all know me; you know how I earn a livin’. And you probably know that the tone, execution, and intent of a porn movie, all things being equal, often trumps budget and cast for me, because there’s a finite number of ways someone can take one in the face. That is why I really [...]
reviews
Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Handjobs for Men & Women
Studio: VividDirector:Cast: Penny Flame, Harmony, Justice Young, Anthony Rosano Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Ms. Flame proves an excellent teacher in “Penny Flame’s Expert Guide to Handjobs for Men & Women,” which delivers the sexy without skimping on the science. Appearing before a multi-ethnic and multigenerational classroom, Flame whips out the visual [...]
Hearts And Minds II
Studio: New SensationsDirector: Andre MadnessCast: Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Tommy Gunn, Cassandra Cruz, Tyler Knight, Jack Larence, Seth Dickens, Marie McCray, Celeste Star, Samantha Ryan, Anthony Rosano Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Couples’ movies, the porn term for movies with plots and scripts, fight an uphill battle for the hearts, minds, and [...]
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Once on this island: My This Aint Gilligan’s Island XXX journal
“Gilligan. The fuck? The fuck, Gilligan. Get the fucking coconuts.”
Narcissism
Social Network Disease