Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
kristina rose
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
Wolf eats “Red Riding Hood XXX” but she survives
Max Hardcore should have written and directed this movie.
Pornonymous: Ava Rose
I know I join everyone who reads this site in wishing Ava Rose a healthy delivery and a fantastic new life with her son.
“Malice in La La Land”: A Long Day’s Journey Down the Rabbit Hole
“Malice” might well be Sasha Grey’s last big feature for a while, now that she’s all famous and stuff, so, if not for the chance to see a dwarf or actual nipples (courtesy of Jesse Capelli and Mackenzee Pierce) in Jumbo’s Clown Room, see it for Sasha.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Browneye vs. The Board of Masturbation: “Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman”
“It’s confusing, I know,” said Alexis Texas recently. “But(t) I became Buttwoman, I think, because that’s the first thing people notice about me.”
“Only from behind,” I said.
The Pornhumous Kiara Marie
I nearly stumbled over the near-naked and prone form of Kiara Marie, spilling out all over the stairs. We’ve all got to fall sometime.
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house
Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Porn scenes from an Italian restaurant
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
Jayden Jaymes Porno Party 12/10: As if the birth of Christ wasn’t awesome enough
It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco […]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn […]
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002
Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. […]