This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
Browneye vs. The Board of Masturbation: “Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman”
“It’s confusing, I know,” said Alexis Texas recently. “But(t) I became Buttwoman, I think, because that’s the first thing people notice about me.”
“Only from behind,” I said.
The Pornhumous Kiara Marie
I nearly stumbled over the near-naked and prone form of Kiara Marie, spilling out all over the stairs. We’ve all got to fall sometime.
XRCO Awards 2010: But it’s our clusterfuck
Because porn performers are rarely recognized for their work, it seems fitting that this homespun-seeming garage band of an event reflects the quality of the average porn movie.
Report: “Nikki’s House” so much better than Amityville Horror house
Nikki Jayne combines the utter blondeness of a So-Cal surfer girl with the fleshiness of a starlet from a different decade. But she’s British!!!
“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Call for suggestions: Presenter etiquette at the XBiz Awards
I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.
Porn scenes from an Italian restaurant
“Someday soon, you’re going to have families of your own. And if you’re lucky, you’ll remember the little moments, like this, that were good.”
Jayden Jaymes Porno Party 12/10: As if the birth of Christ wasn’t awesome enough
It sounds like a great night for a good cause. I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.
Rocco Ravishes L.A.
Studio: Evil AngelDirector: Rocco SiffrediCast: Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Adrianna Nicole, Jamie Elle, Bobbi Starr, Jada Fire, Lexi Love, Kagney Linn Karter, Rocco Siffredi, Marco Banderas, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis There is so much unnecessary hype in porn that when someone like Rocco Siffredi comes out of retirement because he can’t resist someone like Bobbi [...]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will this crazy joyride of diminishing returns flogging a dead horse stop?” (Especially since it was Leather Tuscadero, and not Pinky, who was the exciting one, as everyone knows.) But with [...]
Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn parodies (Scrubs, The Cosby Show, Friends, and Seinfeld). Is it an inevitability that there will be a “Not Gimme A Break XXX”? Are our expectations different when the porno is [...]
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
Erotica L.A. 2009 is the new 2002
Erotica L.A. seemed packed the two days I attended, and that is an encouraging – though qualified – sign for Porn Valley’s most precious resource. The south hall of the L.A. Convention Center had been floorscaped to smaller dimensions than in previous years, so it was hard to move around. Crowds formed around Belladonna, consumers [...]
Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.
Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies
The Huffington Post has compiled a list of porn parodies by XPlay, Hustler, and New Sensations and let their creators speak for themselves. “The level of commitment I got from the cast was just unbelievable,” said Axel Braun of Hustler’s This Ain’t Happy Days XXX. “Tommy Gunn kept his trademark goatee off to play The [...]
Kristina Rose: Eyes, other parts wide open
Kristina Rose was a receptionist in Orange County when she first got an offer to take off her clothes professionally. “Were people asking you all the time?” I asked. “It came up a lot,” she said, “and at first I didn’t jump at it, but I got more comfortable with the question eventually.” Rose is [...]
This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX
Studio: HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Nick Manning, Sinclair, Tori Black, Faye Reagan, Payton Leigh, Scott Lyons, James Bartholet, Madison Scott, Jaclyn Case, Sarah Jessie, Shawna Lenee, Kristina Rose, Dane Cross, Eric Swiss, and Kris Slater Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot Now that the porn DVD market has been thrown a lifeline by the [...]
Kristina Rose, just like you imagined
In the porn/metal interview DVD Radium 2, Kristina Rose (as well as Camryn Kiss, Dana DeArmond, and Devon) are asked what their favorite metal music is to fuck to (DeArmond says Pantera). Amazon.com Widgets But Rose cites Nine Inch Nails’ “The Fragile,” explaining “It’s for the ladies.” I think if you got 100 people in [...]


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