No Name Jane to start working with John Does again
Porn star marriages are tender things. Noname Jane (formerly Violet Blue) is married to a nice guy named Dick Danger, with whom she worked exclusively […]
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Stoya in ancient times or: Everything old is (Best) new (Starlet) again
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s […]
Pirates II Party: About a boat, but in a Jet
Digital Playground hosts its Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge party this Friday at JET in the Mirage hotel. “Only JET, the hottest night club in Vegas, […]
Vegas, scabies, Vegas
I will be reporting from Las Vegas for the rest of this week, here for the Consumer Electronics Show (pushes up glasses) and the AVN […]
Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
At a tearful ceremony this morning at the Lamplighter Restaurant, the grant-funded National Institutes of Pornographic And Pornotextual Arts presented their Oscars of Porn, the […]
Account of a Visit from Federal Agents
was the night before Christmas, and I was forlorn Ne’r a vibrator whirring in the Valley of Porn; The studios closed reluctantly down, For fear […]
Pirates 2 contest reaches wailing climax
I received several excellent ropey lyrical volleys for the Pirates 2 contest, leading me to think we should have a contest every month around here. […]
Here there be Pirates 2 contest
I am not saying that the marketing geniuses at Digital Playground orchestrated the recent unpleasantness with Somali pirates and Saudi-owned oil tankers to coincide with […]
Someone’s in the shower with Stoya, and other stories from Webmaster Access West
I realize that only tiny pockets of my vast worldwide readership care about the mechanics of the porn world that doesn’t involve the women on […]
Pirates 2: Stagnetti’s Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Ali Joone Cast: Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, Evan Stone, Jenna Haze, Katsuni, Steven St.Croix, Tommy Gunn, Belladonna, Stoya, Riley Steele, Ben […]
Pirates II premiere: Expensive Joonetang!
Tonight was the long awaited premiere of Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I have been told (and I believe) that this movie is the […]
Stoya has a pretty mouth or: Deeper in the mouth of Stoya
It is not because Digital Playground is chauffering me and my entourage to the Pirates II premiere as part of its Fellatio on Wheels promotion […]
Stoya: Deeper 11
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby D.Cast: Stoya, James Deen, Annette Schwarz, Tommy Gunn, Memphis Monroe, Hannah West Stoya has padding in all the right places, but […]
Upstairs/Downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter (and these dudes)
In a gated community among rolling hills to the west of Porn Valley lies Bell Canyon. Just weeks ago I went to a barbecue down […]
Gabriella Fox: More than a typical whore
It is difficult for me to tell Digital Playground performers apart. Aside from Stoya and Jesse Jane, sometimes I think Shay Jordan is just trying […]
Thank God it’s FridayTM
I get e-mails from a company called Adult Talent Managers declaring the availability (and for what services) of their clients for adult films. Today, even […]
Stoya finds cigarettes, pierogies in Philadelphia
I like Stoya because she reminds me of an Edward Gorey character with all the working parts Gorey himself wasn’t interested in. I also think […]
Thomas Aquinas becomes Digital Playground contract saint
“A truly unexpected find, Thomas Aquinas(TM) is the total package. He is smart, pious, overflows with self-confidence, and knows that nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses.”
Riley Steele (TM) gives up her pink trademarkhead
Cruel Digital Playground. Do they expect me to just give up my manageable, wholesome crush on Stoya by trotting out the virginal Riley Steele (TM)? […]
Stoya avoids labels
I took a few hundred pictures at the AVN convention, and also handed my camera around to various lowlifes. I have finally labeled most of […]