MontagFoto 8.30.10
As you know, I am constantly looking for whores.
Month: August 2010
Of “Seven Deadly Sins,” only a couple seemed worth it
Because really, if there’s a cumshot in the scene, it’s Lust.
Schoolgirls in Disgrace: Talking about “Harlots”
I liked Marceau’s routine of popping on Bobbi Starr’s face whilst climbing a ladder.
Pornollaneous 8.26.10
Vivid releases gonzo bathing suit line, suggests all porn is a lie; Digital Sin makes my testicles recede; Jamye Waxman confirms I have a great face for radio; Ryan Keely shows admirable restraint by not mentioning Narfs
“Backstage Passes”: Gropey groupies and pre-“Twilight” vampires
Yes, though 1990 still had AIDS and condoms, not one of the characters in this book, be they rock star, hermaphrodite, loser, or part-time lesbian bass player, ever Tweets, Googles, or LOLs.
MontagFoto 8.23.10
Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you
Nina Hartley: I’m Your Fan
“I was pretty sure what I liked and hated before I got to porn, one of the many advantages of waiting until I was 25 before starting.”
Pornollaneous 8.19.10
“…it would sound exactly like the ravings of a failed musician/actor from Maryland who somehow managed to even flunk out of porn a few years ago.”
“Iron Slut”: Dylan Ryan throws down in sex educator octagon
“It’s a loose spoof on ‘Iron Chef,’ and much more like ‘Inside the Actors Studio.'”
Would you rather have an Agbar or an Eiffel up your ass? The fundamentalist response to porn architecture
Since I have never read the Koran, I am uniquely qualified to get into the minds of all pseudo-Islamic terrorists, who haven’t read it either, when I quote Abu Tom Petty: “You believe what you wanna believe.”
Tanner Mayes Won’t Fight Nature
“I’ve been this way as long as I can remember,” Mayes says. “I used a Ken doll’s head to rub against my clit to get myself off. Is that sexy?”
Cash brings vaginas together: Vegas through the eyes of two pornographers
The work of Tony Flush and Madison Young suggests that vaginas can be approached from two different angles.
Andrew Einhorn makes “Naked Happy” coffee tables
Einhorn: As I get older and the models get younger, there is less and less chance for sexual interaction.
GP: Sorry.
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Of course, the only direction was, in fact, that Coco Velvett take it all in.
“Extreme Public Adventures”: The less porno, the more porno
…and it’s not the L.A. River we saw in “Grease” or “Terminator 2,” but an L.A. River with actual water in it. And Rebecca Blue-fluid.
Sex on a Plane: “Passenger 69”
The number 69 should be retired if pornographers are going to continue misusing it. I felt the same way when a certain position was not displayed in “This Ain’t The Mission XXX.”
“Lucky”: Made with “A Woman’s P.O.V.” but watched by a man
I remember it like it was yesterday. My dog drowned in the neighbor’s pool and the neighbors gave me 20 bucks, with which I went out and bought Loverboy’s “Get Lucky” and Ozzy’s “Blizzard of Ozz.” Oh shit – it was yesterday! I’ll miss you, Gram the dog from Ponante Terrace. Other than Dylan Ryan and Loverboy both being inexorably linked with Canada, Madison Young’s “Lucky” has nothing to do with my dead dog.
Pornollaneous 8.05.10
Montana Fishburne’s story is shaping up to be the type of “Hardcore”-style family tragedy that resonates with people who know nothing about porn.
Lee Roy Myers: The Last Man Working in Porn
“I had to diversify my portfolio,” Myers said, “and that had to include at least partial ownership of the projects I put together.”
“Miss Conduct”: Workplace sexual harassment done right
I hope Nightingale continues to cast movies that err on the trashy, sexy side, rather than the cookie cutter side, of porn “lesbians.