Having been an empty vessel for so long, [Lady Cheeky] tried everything on a sexual journey of discovery.

A touching tribute to Christina Amphlett, 1959-2013

Part 3 of 3 For a person who was reluctant to be interviewed, PD is doing a lot of talking. “Steve Jobs understood that shades of gray are important,” he is saying in a dressing room at InSex, Oakland’s BDSM porn studio. “As a user experience, the 8-bit world was restrictive. I see people knocking [...]

If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”

Whether you’re new to Los Angeles or have lived here for years, Fogelfoot’s “Los Feliz” will help you find your way.

“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4″ made “Jaws 3″ look like “Jaws 2.”

…because your tongue is occupied

“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”

“So,” I said, thinking too hard, “did you porn-name yourself after Nice in France and no one figured out how to pronounce it?”

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?