“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4″ made “Jaws 3″ look like “Jaws 2.”

…because your tongue is occupied

“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”

“So,” I said, thinking too hard, “did you porn-name yourself after Nice in France and no one figured out how to pronounce it?”

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?