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Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” unites The Gimp, Lieutenant of Sauron
I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”
Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?
Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just […]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Spector of porn haunts “I’m Good At Freaky”
At no point in the movie “I’m Good At Freaky,” which premieres Thursday night at the Los Feliz 3, is the title character identified as […]
Hitler is porn’s next crossover star
I am beginning to feel that Adolf Hitler is Wurming his way back into public consciousness through porn. First Stoya’s Hakenkreuz Schamhaare, now Megan Fox. […]
It little suits a man to win "The Beatles Rockband" but lose his soul
While the nudity so often expressed by John Lennon and Yoko Ono was not to my liking, and while I think Lennon’s son Sean, seen […]
Richard de Montfort’s Last Sitting
Richard de Montfort, who died earlier this month, directed Scarlett Fay as Lindsay Lohan impersonating Marilyn Monroe in a recreation of Monroe’s 1962 “Last Sitting” […]
Porn Crossover WatchTM: Lindsey Lohan
Hi. If you’re like me, you find the term “mainstream crossover” inadequate to describe a porn performer’s fame. You also think that mainstream success, if […]
Sex mit Stoya macht frei
Stoya is being coy-a about the rumor that Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika on her pubes. “Well gosh Grams,” she said, “I have yet to […]
Richard Branson and Denni Parkinson: The Rich get a better quality of interloper
It seems that whenever I am interviewed for a magazine or television show there is some homeless person, crack addict, or “John 3:16” sandwich board […]
Does Caprica look like Zion to you?
Having watched the pilot episode of “Caprica” (or, as we say at Gram Ponante Towers, Daggett Kennel, Viper Dock, and Resurrection Ship, “One Tree Galactica” […]
Jesse Jane is the Sweetheart of Sigma Nevermind
Jesse Jane was in Los Angeles this weekend for the filming of a frat house sex comedy called, well, “Frat House.” A straight-to-video romp filmed […]
Reno 411: Strollin’ in the Brolin
The performer Reno, left, seen here on the set of Not Married with Children XXX, bears an uncanny resemblance to James Brolin in the false-Mission […]
Amy Fisher: It’s not personal
I like Amy Fisher a lot. But I think that’s as far as she’ll let it go. She’s in love with someone else. “For my […]
Porn publicity stunt of the monthTM: Vivid offers cash to Nadya Suleman
Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced […]
One is not enough: Angry sex with Kelli McCarty
You should buy this movie, if for no other reason than because McCarty is not going to be appearing on the Disney Channel any time soon.
Flavor of Leach or: 90120 Is A Joke or: Yo! Bum Rush the Rich And Famous
To see Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav cozying up to Robin “Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous” Leach on the AVN Awards red carpet is to […]
Savanna Samson 1988 Status Quo song, says 1982 Joe Jackson song
Vivid contract performer Savanna Samson is the “cream of the crop” of the adult world, according to Steppin’ Out magazine, an east coast publication that […]
I haven’t seen "Juno" but…
…I am definitely one of those people who, based on Diablo Cody sightings around Hollywood (and at the Oscars) didn’t know what to make of […]