Suite number of the party at which Satine Phoenix was naked: 211
Temperature of that room, in fahrenheit degrees: 102

The letter from Playboy’s Home Entertainment Division that accompanied my copy of the three-DVD set Playboy After Dark read: “Grammy! Here is your sophisticated entertainment. I hope the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing.” Is that what you people think of me? I dimly remember repeats of Playboy After Dark, Hugh Hefner’s “rumpus room party” from [...]

I was about to give Britney the benefit of the doubt, but then I remembered the words of an ex-girlfriend on our first date: “No one forgets to wear panties, Grams.”

Prior to Saturday night, the last time I stood in the parking lot of L.A. Valley Community College was to conduct a transaction of dubious (well, not dubious – let’s just say No) legality during the Gary Cherone era of Van Halen. Fast forward a few years to this past weekend, when I and about [...]

I don’t know if this thing is going to fly (after all, it’s a bus).