“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”
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Driver dies by sword, Dong remembered as “friend”
But Herbert Wong, who was just as wronged as Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman, won’t have the benefit of public sympathy because he is “Tom Dong.”
Full Story »Perhaps Porn Valley needs a little “Glee XXX”
“Glee XXX” is going to be fine. In light of recent events, how bad could it possibly be?
Full Story »No Sex in the Sherman Room: A six-hour porn odyssey
Every day I spend as America’s Beloved Porn Journalist is not all about irrumatio, nailed deadlines, and speedballs. There are some days that I must go home emptyhanded.
Full Story »Porn emerges in Ca. Governor’s race – finally
If Meg Whitman can find a way to make money from porn on the Internet, I think we should vote for her. And Steve Poizner can get the hookers.
Full Story »Ronnie James Dio: The Elf that Roared
To love Ronnie James Dio is to be able to love a lot of things that at first may seem irreconcilable. It is the best kind of slippery slope.
Full Story »Tee & A: The Skylar Neil Memorial Golf Tournament
Girls, Girls, Girls…and golf. Two years after his young daughter, Skylar, died of leukemia, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil began raising money for cancer research the only way he knew how. “I know some very attractive women,” he said. Thus the Skylar Neil Foundation was born. Via porn star-laced poker and golf events, Neil has [...]
Full Story »Around the world in 4077 days with Chanel Preston and Eric Swiss
Sometimes you can experience the whole world without leaving the room. It also helps if there are naked 19-year-olds in that room.
Full Story »Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
Full Story »Coitus: On the set of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody
The Coen Brothers’ original is a beloved movie that is full of pornish tie-ins already: Now Tom Byron as The Dude will carry a storyline involving stolen porn VHS tapes “that really tied his collection together.”
Full Story »Diamond Foxxx gives a little extra, obviously
If Diamond Foxxx is this good in basic administrative tasks, think about the dedication she’d bring to a blowjob.
Full Story »“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2″ was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
Full Story »Preventing “This Ain’t Antichrist XXX”
It is because “Antichrist” says something so sweet, tender, and true about the relationships between men and Satan’s personifications of the fury of nature (or, as von Trier calls them, “women”), that I’d rather not see it corrupted by a porn adaptation.
Full Story »Before America was America: Your people call it porn, We call it Tanner Mayes
April Flores: “Solo” with her own and, later, with Buck Angel’s pussy
“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”
Full Story »Flesh on the Carpet: Kelli McCarty
Here I talk with the former Miss USA and Disney Channel regular about red carpet etiquette and Susan Lucci.
Full Story »Justine Joli’s Paddy’s Day Carpet Munching
I almost ran over Joli with my car, so surprised was I to encounter her 3,000 miles away from where she lives. Luck of the Irish.
Full Story »Jesse Jane And the U.S. Male
Everything Jesse Jane says in this video is, strictly speaking, appropriate parlance for the U.S. Postal Service. Why, then, does it all sound so dirty?
Full Story »Belladonna for Industry, on Industry, and in Industry
VIDEO: Belladonna, who is a crowd-pleaser no matter how big or small the crowd, wlll be dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in the City of Industry from Thursday through Saturday nights.
Full Story »Dana DeArmond bowls through the pain
DeArmond’s dainty wrists were almost no match for the bowling ball. “But I’m still great at handjobs,” she said.
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