Tech watchers are up in arms about Apple’s announcement that this January’s MacWorld Expo will be its last and that founder Steve Jobs will not deliver his annual keynote speech. The Cupertino computer giant’s December 16 statement has reignited concern over Jobs’ health as well as speculation about where Apple will make its presence felt [...]

Sasha Grey, Roxy Deville, Belladonna, and Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander star in this German-made documentary about the life of porn performers in and out of Porn Valley. Shot in 2006, 9 to 5 follows these people and more, including agent Mark Spiegler, performer-turned-clinic owner Sharon Mitchell, directors John Stagliano and Jim Powers, and performers [...]

Once, when I was younger (I am now 23), a mature lady (the term at that time was “handsome woman”) approached me and said, “Consider the Bonobo.” She proceeded to tell me about her views on jealousy, free love, why I should fuck her, my married Literature professor, and why this small group of sub-Saharan [...]

I received a call from Atomic Vixens director Ron Royster the other day. He is the Vermeer of indignance. “Man, people around the world are going out of their way to fuck me over,” said Royster. It made me sad that the U.S. had lifted the export ban on fucking over Ron. “Some European company [...]

I was disturbed by the trend of intelligent people liking The Brown Bunny. I thought it should have been called The Brown Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker Kills a Chinese Bookie While Jerking Off in a Mirror with Drying Paint And a Blowjob at the End but She’s Dead: Big Fucking Deal Bunny.

Day One: Hollywood Across the street from the chrysanthemum warehouse where the Dutch starlet Terri Summers is about to get what’s coming on her is the casting studio of a man who once played the voice of Papa Smurf. How do I know? Gram knows™ . Summers is in a large room of the the [...]