
Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]
Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie
Chaos + nudity = a great porn movie
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
It kind of makes me want to start smoking.
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
And don’t worry: there’s no Bart, Lisa, or Maggie
Andy San Dimas fucks the entire surviving citizenry of the planet Krypton in Axel Braun’s “Superman XXX,” which makes her a shoo-in for next year’s Best Interspecies Gangbang award.
Because it is Presidents’ Week, I am remembering my visit to the set of “Here Cums the President.”
If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.
As I’ve been led to understand, pornography is a visual medium.
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
“Thank you everyone,” I said, wiping away a tear (oh god i hope it was a tear). “I think we made history this morning.”
Jayden Jaymes looks like the type of woman who, in the old country, people got in vendettas about.
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
That the two older women find out about the other’s dalliances and how they resolve their anger is a great bonus; it underlines the fact that we really can fuck our way out of problems that were caused by fucking.
Does pornography need to be a searing critique of the porn industry in order to be respected? It’s worth a shot!
I liked Marceau’s routine of popping on Bobbi Starr’s face whilst climbing a ladder.
Conservative estimates say that it takes nearly three weeks to get the New York off of you
“There is a lot of competition,” Marc Davis said about orgies in general. “It’s like herding cats, but I do like to control the room.”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
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