This movie delivers exactly what the title promises
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“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
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“Jeopardy! XXX” popshots the question
What makes “Jeopardy!” worth getting into isn’t in the movie at all, but in the fascinating Behind the Scenes footage available on the DVD.
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Kimberly Kane’s “Beautiful Stranger” is a creepy girlfriend experience
I would call “Beautiful Stranger” heartwarming save for that organ being several inches above where this movie most reverberated.
Today in Porn Valley
Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
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Unhappy Endings: The “Friday the 13th” porn parody
Sloane plays her part as an up-for-anything sport and her dialogue scene with Tabitha Stevens is better than anything I ever saw Kevin Sorbo do
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“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
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“Sex Crimes” deserves a promotion
The real sex crime, of course, is how Vivid continues to hound poor trainwreck Nadya Suleman, but this excellent police porn involving the murder of Mr. Pete shows how good—and inexpensive— original porn can still be.
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Big Wet Asses 15
Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete “Careful, don’t split it,” says Gianna to Michael Stefano in her first anal scene. Gianna Michaels is one of those people whose pornic assets are as apparent and compelling no [...]
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TMSleaze
Director: Brian Bangs, Spock BucktonCast: Ron Jeremy, Joanna Angel, Tori Black, Anthony Rosano, Ben English, Francesca Le, Faye Reagan, Mr. Pete, Dane Cross, Kagney Linn Karter, Chris Johnson, Anne Marie Rios, Randy Spears, Andi Anderson, Mark Wood, Rocco Reed, Brynn Tyler, James Deen, Lisa Ann, Darryl Hanah If there has ever been a perfect confluence [...]
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Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.
The Lighter side of the Load
Now and then I publish articles by readers. In the following story you will find an interview with BBW Trista Lace by contributor Larry Smathers. Smathers writes for the types of publications you’d read while buying a pack of LifeSavers in the checkout aisle just to shut up your retarded half-brother. Look how Smathers masterfully [...]
Gram Is There
It’s not Mother’s Day for Belladonna’s dog
I was horrified by how she turned a deaf ear to her little dog, Oz
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