Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Gram’s Week on Fleshbot: Cecilia Vega in Paris
“My Wife Is A Prostitute,” But Yours Is Some Kind of Whore
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
Full Story »Things That Exist: The Miss Rubber World Pageant
Belladonna is the type of “Explorer” I like to see blow up
Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]
“Floppy Cocks”: A brave movie
The gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing.
Full Story »“Shut Up And Fuck” is the most fun you can have with your mouth closed
“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
Full Story »My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
Full Story »Jessie Andrews: Her own skin [interview]
MontagFoto 10.10.11—Not A Barbershop with Rocco And Charley
This Rocco And Charley are different from the Rocco And Charley who cut your grandfather’s hair
Full Story »In “Fighters,” the real star is the “Fathers”
If the MILF craze in porn proves that men are always trying to return to the womb, movies like “Fighters” suggests that all women want to jump in the sac.
Full Story »No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Full Story »Our tax dollars at work: “Mug Shots” and the County Cum Department
A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Full Story »“Portrait of a Call Girl” has a lot to say
Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?
Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?
Full Story »When Kenny G murdered Mika Tan: Interview with a Villain
It is possible for adult humans to recognize the difference between entertainment and real-life violence.
Full Story »“Chloe’s Column”: Not a movie about transvestites like I first thought
The beautiful Brit Paige Ashley and London studio JoyBear team up to challenge the overwhelming evidence that female sex columnists are lousy at sex.
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