As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss

Amicable stable boy Wolf Hudson goes where no man has gone before in Nica Noelle’s “Sinderella & Me.”

If you present a persona that he wants to dive into like a heated swimming pool, Miss X, he will come in your mouth with very little effort on your part.

Independent of the fans swarming into the Adult Entertainment Expo, Andy San Dimas says that porn personnel think of the convention as camp.

This morning after communing with some birds, I demanded Sophie Dee talk dirty to me in Gaelic. Just like St. Francis.

Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.

Add some festive scented candles, and it’s like a Christmas Tree Shop of the Loins.

Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.

Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.

The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?

“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”

When they’re fat, each of these ladies gets jerked off on by one guy apiece. When they’re slimmer, all of them share the load.

Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang

Price shows what the Kinect can and cannot see, and we find that, unless there’s a hack available, we won’t be seeing the Kinect at the TSA booth anytime soon.

How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?

“Starlet Sheet is like a bullet-proof Range Rover taking you through the jungle of porn,” Cooper says

In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.

This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.

Jesus, he wants to go to Venus.

People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?