Blowjobs and patriotism: Heroes among us
Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.
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MontagFoto 12.27.10
Add some festive scented candles, and it’s like a Christmas Tree Shop of the Loins.
BiBi Jones joins Digital Playground, other people named Bibi
Better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn.
“Big Butt Cowgirl Pinups”: The Horses Wonder Who You Are
Megan Foxx reminds me of Sherilynn Fenn as Curley’s wife in “Of Mice And Men.” If I were a retarded Lenny, I would gladly asphyxiate a puppy for her.
“Drenched in Love”: Warrant song or Wicked movie?
The couples in this movie are very attractive, as is their genuine positive regard for each other. That said, the “not based on actual events” disclaimer at the end is disquieting: does this mean real couples can’t be drenched in love?
AIDS Healthcare teams with Stuart Lawley for “Not Yogi Bear dot-XXX”
“I’m not sure about the ethics, but if they ask me to direct my ‘This Ain’t The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald’ script and they pay on time, well…”
When you’re too skinny, sometimes “The Biggest Loser” is you
When they’re fat, each of these ladies gets jerked off on by one guy apiece. When they’re slimmer, all of them share the load.
Porn parody boldly tackles race, dairy
Ashli Orion as Young Edna Garrett reacts to the complex series of emotions stirred by the arrival of Yeastland’s milkman, Delroy, played by Lee Bang
How to Kinect with Kirsten Price and influence people
Price shows what the Kinect can and cannot see, and we find that, unless there’s a hack available, we won’t be seeing the Kinect at the TSA booth anytime soon.
The (Sasha) Grey area of racial indignation
How many times have I introduced Lucy Liu as Jennifer Aniston at my dinner parties?
Starlet Sheet: Getting anal with free porn
“Starlet Sheet is like a bullet-proof Range Rover taking you through the jungle of porn,” Cooper says
MontagFoto 10.25.10
In a way, encountering Kagney Linn Karter on the roof was like meeting the Space Shuttle while waving goodbye to Apollo 17.
“Here Cums the President”: POTUS Interruptus*
This movie suggests that presidents George Washington, Franklin Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton were unfaithful to their wives.
She Shall Brie Giovon
Jesus, he wants to go to Venus.
140 Characters Conference: Twitter at the speed of Porn, Food, Autism
People are still figuring out how to use social media. Is it a turbine that can generate power and money from the water of our intense narcissism? Is it part of a much larger toolbox of promotion? Or is it just silly—after all, how can you take the name “Twitter” seriously?
“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
Pornollaneous 9.30.10
The weight of a memory she never witnesses is about to be given a new shape
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Pornollaneous 9.23.10
I will be liveblogging Sabrina Deep’s Gangbang this weekend. One thing to remember on such sets is that you really need to breathe through your mouth.
Berlin’s Sexual Personae Updated
“There’s the sound and the smell of love in my mind.”