Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.
Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.
Two guys review “My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: My Jaw Dropped When I Saw #4 (Hint: There Is No Number Four)
2014 was the year porn became a visual medium.
In Calabasas with the pumpkilicious Anikka Albrite and my past.
“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”
“Because I was fucking you.”
On a deeper level, “La Boutique” is a canny metaphor for porn piracy. Like the boutique itself, in which nothing is actually sold, tube sites don’t traffic in quality but actually traffic in traffic, and there’s a lot of traffic in that store.
Director Eddie Powell stages the blessed event in a room filled with as many swinging lightbulbs as dicks, and this artificial setting works well with Rotten, who has made her body something both of this world (in that you want to become part of it) and beyond it.
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
I’m convinced that the future of porn most reliably rests in first-person adventures like Dani Daniels’ “Dare,” in which the movie is all about the personality of its star.
She’s just been in a handful of movies since alighting on the adult industry in early 2012, but Bonnie Rotten has already landed a very flattering star vehicle in Digital Sin’s “Meet Bonnie.” Why did the ultra-inked Ohioan absolutely deserve her own movie? Because she’s a porn star we can get behind.
Is it possible to watch a movie made in 2010 and still find relevance to today’s world?
“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
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