“Portrait of A Call Girl” is my favorite porn movie in a long time.
celebrities
“Backdoor to Chyna” renews my hope for the celebrity sex tape
You know how in ancient Rome they had The Five Good Emperors? No? Well, “Back Door to Chyna” is definitely in the running for inclusion in The Three Good Celebrity Sex Tapes.
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“Top Guns”: Finally a heteroerotic movie about planes
Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, and Stoya all look so good in those flight suits that they would turn Kelly McGillis into a lesbian.
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Fleshbot to drop loads of appreciation on male performers
Fleshbot will be delivering cards to dozens of male performers who would otherwise only be receiving listless blowjobs from blackjack dealers at the Flamingo.
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Pornollaneous 7.29.10
Fuentes is a very nice person, as well as a better dresser than Steven Tyler.
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The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2″
The women of “Curvaceous 2″ are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
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“Listen up, Douche-ass”: Rating the “Jersey Shore” porn parodies
“I’m gonna put my fuckin’ babies in your troat.”
celebrities
Holly Sampson: Tiger’s Wonder Years
Will Holly Sampson play herself in the upcoming slew of Tiger Woods porn parodies?
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Jack’s Teen America #23
Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Robby DCast: Stoya, Riley Steele, Emy Reyes, Ariel Summers, Angelina Valentine, Mick Blue, James Deen, Scott Nails, Erik Everhard Hundreds of years ago, Digital Playground created the character of Jack, a faceless scoundrel who lured, tricked, cajoled, or didn’t really have to try too hard at all to get women to have [...]
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Anatomy of an Oil Orgy
Like the powerful-thighed, oilslicked women sliding this way and that in an Encino ranch house Tuesday, my thoughts about Third Degree Films’ “Big Butt Oil Orgy” (working title) are all over the place.
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