I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.
The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.
Holly Randall talks with Gram about her extra-colorful career in the porn industry.
Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.
Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.
Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else
You can’t spell Gump without Um…
Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.
Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.
“…suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child.”
For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for that week at Gamelink.com and write an interesting blurb about each of them for Playboy Radio’s Lexi Stetzel to read. I call these the Fap 5 and Yes, I am…
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Einhorn: As I get older and the models get younger, there is less and less chance for sexual interaction.
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.
Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum in the L.A. Unified School District, it is no surprise that the technology is available to create 3-D porn. Tommy Gunn’s “Cummin’ At You,” which will be released by PurePlay…
This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.
Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November 28, 2006) I name-check Gary Numan (November 28, 2007) Everybody remembers Donkey Punch! (November 30, 2005) Don’t forget the Pirates 2 contest!