Darcie Dolce Has A Brand New Key
I love pets. Especially Pets of the Month.
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Porn Valley To Rebrand Without Popshots, Gaping
The Porno Industrial Complex cuts its losses to blow wad on CFCM niche.
Uncomfortably Close with Gram Ponante Episode Two: Holly Randall
Holly Randall talks with Gram about her extra-colorful career in the porn industry.
This Week We Worry about Our Railroads
Sometimes we are worried that it may not be the right idea.
It’s As If 60 Percent of the Earth’s Surface Is Ass
Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.
Fap 5 Friday: Hotwife Centipede Edition
Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else
Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition
You can’t spell Gump without Um…
Fap 5 Friday: Dip in the Jizz Edition
Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.
Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition
Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.
Fap 5 Friday: April 3
“…suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child.”
Fap 5 Friday: Irish Curse Edition (March 20)
For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]
Pornollaneous 10.21.10: Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
Rikochan Pumps Up the Clam
“When I started my clit was already bigger than regular people,” she said, “but pumping makes your body part really sensitive.”
Andrew Einhorn makes “Naked Happy” coffee tables
Einhorn: As I get older and the models get younger, there is less and less chance for sexual interaction.
GP: Sorry.
Hef Saves Hollywood; But Who Will Save the Lamplighter’s Monte Cristo?
If the Hollywood sign is to other-side-of-the-hill Los Angeles as the Eiffel Tower is to Paris, what is the symbol of Porn Valley? Would you donate money for the Lamplighter to be saved?
Today in quasi-porn hysteria: Allred, Dread, McReady, and Kate Gosselin’s Playboy spread
Only porn stars deserve publicity for acting like porn stars, especially because it’s their job and because they do it so much better than the likes of Tiger Woods or Kate Gosselin.
Kirsten Price: All things in moderation
I drink hot chocolate with all kinds of liquor in it and coffee with Bailey’s and Frangelico and vanilla vodka and nothing low-calorie.
Sindee Jennings: Baby wipes for that extra dimension
Now that my Inbox tells me that Penis Lengthening is a reality and that Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation is now part of the physical education curriculum […]
Laura Doone, hair pie Or: Hairetics of Doone
This mound of Laura Doone is essentially one of their stock vaginas (which is not how I refer to the ladies in my swingers’ commune) with hair on it.
Same time last year: Donkey Punching Barbi Benton Edition
Hugh Hefner hopes the lack of cumshots isn’t disappointing (November 29, 2006) I name-check the Doobie Brothers (November 29, 2005) Pirates makes like Brundlefly (November […]