In person porn sightings
Ava Rose: Last, butt not greased
A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….
In person porn sightings
A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….
There are a few industries, and the adult entertainment business is one of them, in which there is an institutional assumption of stupidity. That can […]
That one of Aiden Starr’s former porn names is Lolita (for obvious reasons) and because Lewis Carroll just loved kids, it is wholly appropriate that […]
Mika Tan and director Ernest Greene take a break from the filming of The Perfect Secretary 2: Training Day. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sophia […]
I’ve been to a few brothels in my callow youth and I have never, ever seen one that looks like the kind that are depicted […]
Porn Valley is a cornucopia of tastes and smells, almost all water-based and pthalate-free. But what does the America’s Beloved Porn Journalist on a Budget […]
As I look closer at what I once thought were Tera Patrick’s mesmerizing breasts, I notice that constant companion Evan Seinfeld has actually replicated himself inside her shirt.
At one point during Saturday’s AVN Awards red carpet I became possessed of the urge to wander. The spot I had been allocated was too […]
Hendrix’ long-awaited/feared new boobs were fantastic, but I could not properly grasp them because my retinas had burst into flame.
To see Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav cozying up to Robin “Lifestyles of the Rich And Famous” Leach on the AVN Awards red carpet is to […]
I never mistook Nautica Thorn for Mika Tan. I never confused Bree Olson with Ashlynn Brooke. I know the difference between a cabbage and a […]
“You could say this splurge is a result of a negro’s splooge,” I said to the Zacatecan migrant worker who lashed the 12-ft. spruce to my Hummer 3. He smiled mysteriously.
So here you are reading a porn site and, even though you have intellectually accepted Porn’s right to exist and you know that intelligent people […]
Raquel Devine, 41, plays Sarah Palin in a script that features some of the same tropes as Hustler’s but benefits from Devine’s extraordinary improvisational skills as well as Steve Driver’s spot-on, reserved, head-forward impersonation of Obama.
In April of this year I traveled to a place called Glendale on the very edge of Los Angeles, just past Thunderdome on the way […]
If Barack Obama had hot daughters of legal age and if Michelle Obama were thicker, would Hustler be speed-releasing a movie called “Baby Got Barack”? […]
Tonight was the long awaited premiere of Digital Playground’s Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. I have been told (and I believe) that this movie is the […]
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.
BELLFLOWER, Calif. (GP:PVO) — It was all supposed to go so well. Dr. Alexander’s Zero Point Energy Generator was designed to rid the world of […]
(I am holding hostage a poetess from a local residency program from whom I’m demanding subject headings in exchange for creampies.) Holly Randall is one […]
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