Immigrant Song: Janelle James in “Fresh Off the Boat”
…each year I age, the creepier I feel watching transactions like these
…each year I age, the creepier I feel watching transactions like these
Does fetish porn begin at conception?
Natasha Malkova is not Mia Malkova. Nor is she Jade Couture. While we’re at it, she’s probably not graduating, either.
If I were ever invited to edit an updated edition of “Ourselves, Growing Older,” it would definitely include a chapter on How To Maintain A Body Worth Your Fake Boobs.
If Juliet is the Sun, don’t forget about the pube clouds, there, Shakespeare
In “Barely Legal 133,” the lush yet petite Tawny Tyler sullenly polishes a caulking gun amongst the paint cans. That’s right: She does.
“Gee. That Sara Sloane sure reminds us of Sarah Vandella.”
Hustler enters the Romance Porn market with “True Love Stories,” and that’s great, but I can’t help but wonder if they’re really in love when all Ashli Orion does is look at me.
…(Ash Hollywood) is juicy and submissive in this role, ripe for unsettling things to happen to her…
It’s bad enough that her husband is in Albania, but Samantha Ryan is also cheating on him
“You ain’t seen nothing yet,” sang BTO, and they were right.
I don’t know why, but I just didn’t expect a scene of such compelling depth from a movie called “Bg MILF Juggs 3.” AND YET…
I would like just once to see a scene in which the women say GET THE FUCK OUT or RAPE! or YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER.
Porn is like that Macarthur Fellowship I just got; you have to show your work.
Maybe this is business attire in telenovelas, but Missy Martinez can’t expect anyone to get anything done at the office looking like that.
In some countries, they don’t even have tits
As our nation’s weight increases, it makes sense that our porn stars reflect America. Also, “Evil BBW Gold” is not a leprechaun movie.
These women get five weeks of vacation a year and they still have to teach their boss to masturbate.
If you expected a porny expose on the editorial assistants at the venerable east coast publishing house, you’ve come to the wrong place. That would either be “Little, Brown Fucking Machines” or “Slutty Shtonk-Slobbering Slants of Simon & Schuster.”
Gram Ponante describes the unironic compassion of the ironic Chastity Lynn.
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