While “I Know That Girl” Has Nothing to Do with Marlo Thomas, Do We Really Know Anyone?
Back in Bogue Chitto—before all this—the girl who had left town for Los Angeles came back, exhausted and broke, but full of stories, about two […]
Back in Bogue Chitto—before all this—the girl who had left town for Los Angeles came back, exhausted and broke, but full of stories, about two […]
The last time I saw Natalie Heart was last week when she was Jaslene Jade.
I don’t believe that Eva Karera is this guy’s mother in-law, but the again, my innocence s gone.
These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.
To watch Gizzelle de la Cruz, all 22 and Cuban, bruised flesh and braces, wearing a black cowboy hat, bursting out of her cheap but weapons-grade bra, is to be thankful for the state of Florida.
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
It has been said—perhaps by M. Scott Peck or Robert Fulghum or maybe it was me—that small women make one’s dick look bigger. But it is the right woman that makes one’s dick look HUGE.
When she says “Fuck your dad,” you see, she does not actually mean “fuck your dad.”
When we talk about High Concept Porn, we’re not talking about Milves or Women with Large Breasts. The “Mike’s Apartment” series satisfies our need for a reason for porn to be happening beyond the mere presence of knockers. Sort of.
What if “Bra Busters” had been the first porn movie I ever saw? I’m glad it wasn’t, because I had a lot of stuff to do.
Digital Playground puts out all these think-pieces, and sometimes I get confused about whether the work is metaphorical or if it really is just about fucking. You decide.
“John” (GET IT??) gets up to similar shenanigans with each of his hookers, and they all share a matter-of-fact (but again, not unfriendly) rapport that never shies away from the fact that the women are purchased objects for that hour.
This movie offended my delicate sensibilities because there is no way to judge the best bodies in porn unless you fuck all of them several times over a 20-year-period and submit your findings to the National Institutes of Health. And who has time?
Hollie Stevens, who died a year ago this month, posthumously endorses the outsider “Clown Porn.”
Bailey Blue looks like the type of woman Bob Seger would write a song about.
Somewhere between Ingenue and Cougarhood, a decision is made to put all that shit In Your Face.
“…After they raped her, they probably went home and torrented all the DVDs.”
Like you, I associate asylums with “Jacob’s Ladder,” Nurse Ratched, and T.S. Eliot’s wife, but in “Trisexual Asylum 4,” it looks like these people commit themselves willingly.
Though she is a MILF, supposedly, no one says, “Where’s your damn kids?” Regardless, she blows a guy by the pool.
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