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At 5’11”, Athena Pleasures is like a journey out of space and time. Not only that, but she holds her own boobs for you.
At 5’11”, Athena Pleasures is like a journey out of space and time. Not only that, but she holds her own boobs for you.
Here in Los Angeles, school started weeks ago, and our young scholars are currently sweating through some very expensive air conditioning. Over in Prague, meanwhile, some “Young Harlots” are suffering the blurred lines of a liberal education system. Seriously. I don’t know how anyone learns to read at all.
…it just looks like they’d rather be somewhere else other than on that play structure, which makes a lot of sense.
It could happen to anyone, but I bet it happens to Abbie Cat a lot.
According to the ASPCA(nus), no asses were wrecked in the filming of this movie
Kayden Kross plays the straight man against two libidinous stoners in “Jurassic: Stoned Age.”
Gram talks with Chauntelle Tibbals, Ph.D., about her new ebook, “You Study What?”
…we also wonder what other tricks scientists at the Manwin lab have in store to turn Selena Rose into the Latina Jesse Jane.
As a pre-review aside, I want to thank the person who came up with the joke “My father always told me that, when you hear an ice cream truck jingle, it means that they don’t have any ice cream left.”
On a deeper level, “La Boutique” is a canny metaphor for porn piracy. Like the boutique itself, in which nothing is actually sold, tube sites don’t traffic in quality but actually traffic in traffic, and there’s a lot of traffic in that store.
Back in Bogue Chitto—before all this—the girl who had left town for Los Angeles came back, exhausted and broke, but full of stories, about two […]
The last time I saw Natalie Heart was last week when she was Jaslene Jade.
I don’t believe that Eva Karera is this guy’s mother in-law, but the again, my innocence s gone.
These college students don’t even pretend to ever have studied.
To watch Gizzelle de la Cruz, all 22 and Cuban, bruised flesh and braces, wearing a black cowboy hat, bursting out of her cheap but weapons-grade bra, is to be thankful for the state of Florida.
Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.
It has been said—perhaps by M. Scott Peck or Robert Fulghum or maybe it was me—that small women make one’s dick look bigger. But it is the right woman that makes one’s dick look HUGE.
When she says “Fuck your dad,” you see, she does not actually mean “fuck your dad.”
When we talk about High Concept Porn, we’re not talking about Milves or Women with Large Breasts. The “Mike’s Apartment” series satisfies our need for a reason for porn to be happening beyond the mere presence of knockers. Sort of.
What if “Bra Busters” had been the first porn movie I ever saw? I’m glad it wasn’t, because I had a lot of stuff to do.
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